By Subliminal message - 19/01/2014 23:21 - Switzerland

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Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML
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then000bster 16

Just ask him if he wants one, then deny ever asking him if he wanted one.

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Askzombie 14

Illuminati strikes again.

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harp 9

That's the new Nike ad......Just Do It.....

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skipper2009 18

This is why morons shouldn't watch cartoons.

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sugarbaby9908 20

If he says *******, give him one! It's not that hard

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Core5555 9

A relationship isn't about only doing something for your partner when it suits you.

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JLDork 11

by your logic, he's also then obligated to do everything she wants regardless of if he wants to. not in the mood for sex? too bad, your partner is.she's not obligated to give him a ******* just because he wants one. strangely enough, women aren't men's sex toys they can turn on when they want.

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Meld86 12

I'm going to do this but use the word 'shopping' to my boyfriend

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krownman14 4

If you watch South Park, you would get the reference

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simon377 6

its sounds like he took southpark too seriously. s15e11. :-)

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