By Anonymous - 15/04/2014 16:37 - United States - Erie

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Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
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Welshite 39

I hope you pointed angrily at his hand.

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chocolatefrog28 29

Tell him he's actually the other man, and you're already in a meaningful relationship with your vibrator but you're willing to be friends with benefits.

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Gerbilkinns 4

to be fair of you're sleeping with him you should'nt need to have that, and as for a boys hand, they need to come , it affects them mentally if they don't as they get pent up. A woman doesn't get pent up so using a vibrator is pointless to be honest

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Serisent 26

You obviously don't know anything about women.

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showmeyourears 19

She obviously doesn't know anything about either gender. Men don't "need" to come. All that stuff about getting "backed up" is bullshit. Excess sperm die and get absorbed back into the body and released with other forms of waste. Though regular sexual release is quite healthy for the male reproductive system. But that doesn't mean that men have some kind of right to ********** over women. Masturbation is very healthy physically and mentally for everyone. And I will never comprehend why people seem to think that there's something morally wrong with people masturbating while they are in relationships. Unless you're regularly turning down sex to **********, keeping a sexual relationship with yourself as well as with another person is healthy and it makes for a better sex life overall.

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amisenho 11

*snicker* Pffff. Sorry, #168, what you just said was so mind-blowingly inaccurate and blatantly one-sided that I couldn't help but giggle a little bit. What, did you read the "Happy Husband Book" or something?

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littlepoose 8

#168, Lol. I don't even know what to say about that level of ignorance. You are describing what is known as a 'double standard'. In reality, women can get 'pent up' just as much as men. Please, for the good of everyone, educate yourself

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syed121417 22

What s/he meant by saying "need to come" isn't the whole thing about getting backed up. Physically, men need more sexual relief, because it's in their natural urges. It is a fact. Of course, women need to get off, too, but men need it more often. That is why men get written off as "horney" more often

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superdom 12

Kind of is its gonna kill your sensation when it comes to sex and will be hard for you 2 cum js

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onlychild87 4

Actually it doesn't. That is an 'old wives tale' js

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poisongirl708 11

Seriously how do people claim that as cheating

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Asstarotte 7

OMG he's dumb. Or he's just jealous that it can make you ****** faster than he will ever be able

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syed121417 22

That's not cheating at all. I ********** even when my relationships reach that sexual level. But, it must have made him feel insecure, as if he's not enough. A lot of guys feel like that. They think it's one thing to **********, but another thing to have a toy to get you off. Just hide your rabbit in a place only you would find it next time!

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DaLiquer 20

Your boyfriend is broken; I suggest you that one back and get a replacement!

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AksentNetharia 12

Then, by definition, him jacking off is also cheating.

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