Jealousy, Sextoys and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time....

By Anonymous - 15/04/2014 16:37 - United States - Erie

Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 05:01

Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By Ms.rain - 07/12/2018 12:30

Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:15

I hope you pointed angrily at his hand.

chocolatefrog28 29

Wednesday 16 April 2014 2:22

Tell him he's actually the other man, and you're already in a meaningful relationship with your vibrator but you're willing to be friends with benefits.

Comments

Rosebyday 5

Wednesday 16 April 2014 9:49

what an idiot!

isisorchid 16

Wednesday 16 April 2014 10:05

1) Get a new, non psycho, boyfriend. 2) Hide your toys better. 3) Find a man that wants to use them WITH you.

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 16 April 2014 11:03

I agree!

Whocarez 10

Wednesday 16 April 2014 10:31

Yeah? Like masturbating? Break up with that hypocritical idiot.

KoalaBek 23

Wednesday 16 April 2014 10:45

Insecure much!? My boyfriend bought me a vibrator for valentines day and we've used it together. I knew he was a keeper when he had also purchased a spare battery for it.

OctoberJade 12

Wednesday 16 April 2014 11:25

My boyfriend uses mine on me. It's not cheating, your guy is just insecure. Either coddle him or get rid of him.

oreoeater 21

Wednesday 16 April 2014 11:32

Please tell me he was joking

problemsproblems 6

Wednesday 16 April 2014 11:44

My boyfriend has a mega tantrum if I use toys when he's not there to watch. I feel your pain

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 16 April 2014 12:08

My ex bought me one because he thought it'd make me change my mind about letting him sit and watch **** in front of me instead of actually having sex with me. But it looks.. kinda scary if you just leave it out, it's only fun when needed. If you had it hidden away then he really needs to not go through your stuff, if it was on the side, how did he not see it before?