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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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ShockingShelby 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:20

that sucks! make him buy new ones?

barlessprison 16

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:32

Was it an iPhone? I'm sure there's an app to help fix your phone.

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cheziechez 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:34

damn. it's not the 90's anymore. you can't just go around throwing people into pools.

KYLAisaBITCH 4

Monday 27 June 2011 13:37

gotta push them now. they all know when you're going to throw them...

blindntx 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:59

don't turn them on again and just put a blow dryer to the battery of the phone and do the same to the phone or put it in the freezer or a bowl of rice

cetlawizard 15

Monday 27 June 2011 5:49

freezer? trying to get moisture OUT, not pit moisture IN. IN DRY Rice is the way to go.

hotpinkpepsi 6

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:07

every time I get near a pool I'm thrown in just because" I'm so light"...I never carry electronics with me.

aarrfff 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:12

thats exactly wot happened to me but I just used a hairdryer and took the phone apart and it worked

sdmarti 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:15

maybe he was jelous of all ur cool stuff

redfaction 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:27

put both in rice..... they will work again....

pinklover24 13

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:27

thats happended to me before except i had no rice....

texaschick82 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:44

This always happens, you think people would know by now

aerogxt 7

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:46

At least he gets you wet xD

KickItHigh 32

Sunday 26 June 2011 21:12

35, 2000s kid? Many 90's kids would be even more upset.

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