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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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Sunday 26 June 2011 9:20

that sucks! make him buy new ones?

barlessprison 16

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:32

Was it an iPhone? I'm sure there's an app to help fix your phone.

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ImAbsolutelyDone 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:11

what a champ

marcyfrances 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:12

well if he's decent he'll buy you new ones, it might actually be a good opportunity to see what kind of person he really is.

ericminlu 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:15

blow dry them and put into rice for 3 days.It might works again

rawr_etf 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:26

make him pay for new ones

rachel12158 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:26

that happened to my friend to but her iPod had HUGE cracks from stoping it on pavement and then my other friend not knowing pushes her off the dock

meagann01 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:34

Shxt just got real !

CanadianNarwhal 13

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:02

time to bring out the rice…

blue_eyes11792 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:11

That boy better be buying you some new ones!

drumbum1 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:16

put them in a bag of rice! the same thing happened to me the other day.. or take it apart and blow dry em.

makitokito 14

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:19

least wen i was thrown in they were nice enough to take my phone and ipod out

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