Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and...

By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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You deserved it 3 768

By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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You deserved it 28 599

By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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You deserved it 5 139

By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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You deserved it 72 532

By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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ShockingShelby 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:20

that sucks! make him buy new ones?

barlessprison 16

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:32

Was it an iPhone? I'm sure there's an app to help fix your phone.

Comments

grapisy 8

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:32

Make him throw his stuff in, and next time get waterproof electronics.

harrypotterfinat 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:50

put them both submerged in cups of rice. leave it there for a full day. it should return them back to normal.

Crncj 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:04

he's a keeper

dasfro 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:14

35, shut the hell up you're a 90's kid and 17 have no room to talk. I am sure she is more concerned about the money value of it all. Let me throw your phone or computer in a pool and you not whine about it.

KissTheAngel 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:16

You're lucky!!! at least your boyfriend didn't drag you out of the changing room and basically throwing you in a public pool before making sure that you had fastened the top of your bikini...

KissTheAngel 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:21

Did I mention that about five guys made comments about my "rack" including my boyfriend?

KissTheAngel 3

Friday 1 July 2011 20:35

Apparently I was taking too long.....

shamille 5

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:22

Ughhh who throws people in pools? Why is your boyfriend a such bro!? Whatever... make him buy you a new one... a better one. mwahahaha...

redfishbluefish2 13

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:44

Today, I threw my girlfriend in the pool, not knowing she had her phone and iPod in her pockets. Now I'm stuck buying new ones. FML

nubx 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:52

No sex for him tonight

abethehonest 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:30

use the rice method!

Toxic_Candies 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:54

I would have taken his computer, phone, iPod, tv, speakers, dvr, blu-ray, printer... and toaster and threw em in. Then it's even xD The toaster is a cruel move.