By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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Calaraphea 16

Neither do I. He may be asexual. It isn't necessarily your fault, OP.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

How did you manage to have sex if he is never turned on?

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liuliuliu 10

Suggest you to use some small things ,u know what I say.hahaha,

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swick25 22

#14 you made my brain hurt trying to figure out what your comment said.

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Ki11erC 18

Apparently 14 likes small things or hopes other people will accept theirs.

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Godsofdracos 15

Translation: "(I) suggest you use some small things, if you know what I mean; hahaha." I still don't know what small things he's talking about though...

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lilycups 11

I suppose he means either an egg vibrator or a finger up the guy's backdoor as that is where the male G-spot happens to be. Though it could be less indirectly stimulated by rubbing the perineum if the guy is uncomfortable with playing with his backside.

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KAD1904 7

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FlyingPie 17

I don't think it's you. If he can't even get turned on by thinking sexy thoughts/masturbating, then it's not your fault at all.

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leaper66 12

Wow, I'm sorry op that must have really hurt and come as a shock to you. You must be pretty down right now but I think open communication is good. It's likely that this problem stems from his side of the relationship and hopefully it's something you two can work on together and move past. Best of luck to you, OP!

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chosha_fml 26

If you've ever had sex, he knows what it's like. He can't get an erection without being at least somewhat turned on.

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falon142012 22

Actually, that's not entirely true. There are instances where a woman rapes a man (yes it does happen) and he still gets an erection despite trying not to. The human body does what it wants regardless of the mind, most of the time.

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winterkills 7

so 22 you're saying that when turned on guys get turned on?

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howdoilogin 9

Well she didn't say she doesn't rape him sooooo.....

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

22 didn't say op rapes her boyfriend that was just their example of a time where a male may have an erection but not be aroused. An erection can occur without mental arousal if the body is stimulated enough to redirect blood flow, and many things can cause such a reaction.

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MikeyScene420 17

Any guy will tell you that random erections are always a problem. There's doesn't need to be anything sexual happening around him or in his thoughts in order to get an erection.

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chosha_fml 26

#86 OP said she must have been 'doing something wrong.' This implies they've had sex, where she thought that he was turned on. Clearly he hasn't been having random uninvited erections every time they had sex for two years.

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chosha_fml 26

#22 Yes, he doesn't want to have sex with her. He still gets the erection because his penis is turned on by whatever she's doing to him. This is actually something that can really screw up kids that are abused. They feel guilty because their body responds to what's happening and they can come to believe that they must have wanted it, even if they absolutely didn't want that person touching them at all.

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beaverteaser 16

boner= turned on

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siniclehamster 16

Not exactly. If you yank it, it will grow. Whether or not you are in the mood. And the finishing move will not feel near as wonderful when your are still out of the mood.

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DrHail 22

Should have told you sooner. That's 2 years you could have been having sex with someone whom at least enjoyed it!

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graceinsheepwear 33

Maybe he's gay and this is a way of trying to initiate conversation.

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iluvFMLs15 19

damn I'm sorry, OP. I kind of understand the feeling, my girlfriend is asexual, not sexually attracted to anyone :/

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Capitan 15

He's just saying that so you can try new things. Your doing fine OP.

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