By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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Calaraphea 16

Neither do I. He may be asexual. It isn't necessarily your fault, OP.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

How did you manage to have sex if he is never turned on?

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Ksweety_fml 27

Girl, you better learn some new sex position and read sex kamastrua.

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Ksweety_fml 27

Forget my other comment. 1) Either he's not into you like that. 2) He's asexual. 4) Gay 3) Last but certainly not least, Girl, you better learn some new sex position and read sex kamastrua.

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Ksweety_fml 27

The Kama Sutra is an ancient Indian Hindu text widely considered to be the standard work on human sexual behavior in Sanskrit literature written by Vātsyāyana. A portion of the work consists of practical advice on sexual intercourse.

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KVKdragon 26

Maybe you and him need to try different things to spice up your sex life, until you both find something different that satisfies. The human sexual experience (as a whole) has many different facets to facilitate physical and mental sexual arousal. Make the effort if you desire, but don't surrender yourself and your own interests/comforts in the process either :|

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worldclassrager 39

Try looking into foreplay maybe that will change things

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shagy_91 8

Is it just me or it seems that he doesnt't even understand what "being turned on" is

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Late_night83 25

Just send him filthy text message(s) throughout the day and jump his bones when he gets home.

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Ginmonkey47 2

Followed by having a detailed conversation about what turns him on.. ?

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Late_night83 25

But, more than likely, he probably wants you to urinate on you.

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