By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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Calaraphea 16

Neither do I. He may be asexual. It isn't necessarily your fault, OP.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

How did you manage to have sex if he is never turned on?

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SuperStormCindy 8

you need to be at least a little turned on to have sex. So, he's lying.

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Asstarotte 7

Aaaaawe that really sucks

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donutcallmethat 16

If he doesn't even know what it's like to be turned on, it can't possibly be your fault, OP. Don't let him blame it on you! I don't know why he is having this problem, but it is his problem. He needs to figure it out, himself. You can be supportive if you want, but don't take responsibility.

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ApplesAndPears 10

Maybe he said it as a challenge to you? Probably didn't realise how insulting it would be though.

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dDailydDosage 8

If you've had sex, he had to be at least a bit turned on. Sorry to say this but sounds like he was just trying to be a prick. Not your fault :)

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Omniprism 14

Tell him to direct you. It's his fault for not telling you what he likes and doesn't like. I'd be super pissed at him. Not that I hadn't "turned him on" but that he hadn't told me sooner so that we could develop a better sexual relationship together. Go talk to the asshole and see if you can patch things up and move on and grow together. Good luck.

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thevanitydiary 5

dump his ass

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TallMist 32

Yep, dumping him because he hasn't been turned on yet is the perfect solution! Next time, OP, get yourself a man that can have an erection AND enjoy it at the same time! Because, obviously, no matter what the rest of his personality is like, it's the sexual part of it that matters! /sarcasm

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obey_nikki_ 9

its not your fault he cant tell you the right way to turn him on.

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