By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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DrHail 22

Whoa! You don't have to put up with an arsehole like that. Next time look at his crotch. And squint.

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lu95 16

When you got it, you got it. When you don't, you're you.

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ThorPowaa 19

Your boyfriend should appreciate ans love your natural beauty. Because looks don't last. Sorry OP.

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davincidasecond 24

That's when you make him look like a drag queen when he falls asleep and record his priceless reaction when he wakes up.

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xnyletak 17

And the winner of the Boyfriend-of-the-Year Award goes to...

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Aspireworks 12

Well if no one else is going to take it, I will. I haven't gotten an award since "most improved" back in softball. Oh, this is just magical.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Dammit, I thought I would have won this year. I really had my hopes up. Now I feel like Leo does every year...

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DJisHere11 19

Because dating a bad boy is in. Don't you know. It's not right but the truth.

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heliophobia 13

Okay, 23, I don't think any girl in her right mind would think "you know who I want to be in a relationship with, a complete asshole."

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RedPillSucks 31

Because some girls are desperate to be with someone, so they tolerate shit like this.

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NoFightinDestiny 9

Don't let that shit get to you OP. But I'm sorry, you're probably very beautiful without makeup. (White Knight status achieved)

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awkwardloveannie 28

tell him "you have a huge **** and handsome face, too bad it takes a shit load of alcohol"

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joea21 21

That's cold... Takes a certain kind of asshole to tell his girl that.

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AliSama 17

Put finger up and go shhh. "no talking, it ruins my mood and your attractiveness"

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niggajayboogs 2

Damn thats a slap -___- no man should love you for your make up

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