Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start...

By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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Big red flag

By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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iarefatal 9

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.

poemqueen 15

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

Wow, like you can choose that.

Comments

DrownedMyFish 18

Tuesday 5 March 2013 1:31

Why would you choose to go through constant pain and vaginal bleeding? Only if it was possible to turn it on and off when you wanted.

WKER143 9

Tuesday 5 March 2013 1:35

Tell him he's selfish for choosing to have the day off on the day you started you period XD ha ha HA!

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 5 March 2013 2:39

Great answer!!!

WKER143 9

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:55

Thanks =]

p36288 17

Tuesday 5 March 2013 1:39

I think he just say this to express his dispointment, rather than blame you. Why not make both you two happy without the sexual thing, as seeing a movie and so on.

DrownedMyFish 18

Tuesday 5 March 2013 1:54

What are you talking about? He did blame her. He said she chose to have her period that day. How many girls do you know that choose the day they get their period?

missababgaga 19

Tuesday 5 March 2013 1:46

Just do the deed in the shower together. Problem solved.

lashes_to_ashes 14

Tuesday 5 March 2013 1:55

Guess he never took biology. What an idiot. Do you really want to procreate with that??

whY402Jay 12

Tuesday 5 March 2013 1:56

Purposely give him blue balls.

xmaximusx 12

Tuesday 5 March 2013 1:58

Ya whats wrong with u lady geeeese

amDes 11

Tuesday 5 March 2013 2:08

I haven't had my period since I took the depo-provera shot 3 months ago. My boyfriend is pretty happy since I make sexy time happen whether or not aunt flow decides to show up. I do find some of the best sex I ever had was while I was on my period.

toooldforthis 19

Tuesday 5 March 2013 4:33

Finally! Someone else that enjoys period sex!

jem970 19

Tuesday 5 March 2013 5:13

You are so lucky :( I just took the depo shot in January and I have been bleeding for almost 3 weeks straight while my body adjusts (talked to my Gyno, totally normal) it sucks sooo bad!