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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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Big red flag

By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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You deserved it 104

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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iarefatal 9

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.

poemqueen 15

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

Wow, like you can choose that.

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ViviMage 39

Tuesday 5 March 2013 5:14

Considering what my guy did to ME (which is an FML in itself, adventures with ostomy bags) he takes me as I come. Even on a period.

lec17 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 5:22

what do you he has sexy time with you on your period?

lec17 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 5:14

The last guy that told me that no sandwiches for a week !

ni0ve 9

Tuesday 5 March 2013 5:34

u did it on purpose

acerima 11

Tuesday 5 March 2013 5:44

You should dump him based upon the fact stupid people like that shouldn't breed.

mubisha 6

Tuesday 5 March 2013 6:14

He's an Ass in the periodic table!

kawaiichick 9

Tuesday 5 March 2013 6:15

Nothing like "crime scene sex" to shut the guy up then.

lowshadows 21

Tuesday 5 March 2013 6:24

now that's just bad timing.

Makaze 12

Tuesday 5 March 2013 6:37

Leave him

akiahara 14

Tuesday 5 March 2013 7:18

Someone needs to hush up and earn his red wings.

WKER143 9

Tuesday 5 March 2013 7:40

Ewwww

akiahara 14

Tuesday 5 March 2013 18:55

Hey, if he's gonna complain, he should do something about it.

Momo_Moonlight 25

Tuesday 5 March 2013 7:40

That sucks. I'm sorry OP. Is he always that stupid? If so, dump him.

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Same thing different taste

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