Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start...

By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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Big red flag

By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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iarefatal 9

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.

poemqueen 15

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

Wow, like you can choose that.

Comments

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 5 March 2013 2:37

Send him to the store for tampons & chocolate, that'll shut him up! Lol!!

HungerGames95 13

Tuesday 5 March 2013 2:43

What a twat

gracehi 31

Tuesday 5 March 2013 2:58

Wrong. A twat would know better.

xXGIR6Xx 4

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:01

his probably really stressed and was hoping to get some release dont forget oral sex! lol

jem970 19

Tuesday 5 March 2013 5:15

After that statement i doubt OP is going anywhere near him. This statement doesn't exactly say "now blow me instead!"

james9120 7

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:13

Anyone consider that he was just joking? Geez

MisterEx 28

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:26

Not trying to defend OP's bf here (god forbids disagreeing with the masses) but some girls put period as an excuse just like a headache and etc (no I am not talking from personal experience). So OP, let your bf write down the date you get your period plus minus couple days and fix his days off (no pun) off accordingly. Given that your relationship will last one more month.

tiarnatargaryen 23

Tuesday 5 March 2013 7:59

What if she has an extremely irregular cycle? I, for one, would hate to have my boyfriend constantly checking up on my periods. "You can't be on your period, that was 25 days ago, you don't get it for three days." Having to plan your sex life for every encounter definitely puts a damper on it, making it feel more of a chore. And who cares if she uses it as an excuse? If she doesn't want to, for whatever reason, she doesn't. There is nothing (legal) you can do if your partner doesn't feel like it.

true14 4

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:26

That sucks.... Tell your boyfriend to deal with it....!

jamieliv 3

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:28

Make sure to use birth control with this guy as he obviously does not understand the basics of the human reproductive systems and I would have serious concerns if he were to be responsible for helping raise a child.