By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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iarefatal 9

Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.

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poemqueen 15

Wow, like you can choose that.

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pacmanman 15

Tell him you also chose for him to use his hand once your off of your period! People can't choose when nature calls in any way, shape, or form.

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Grauncho 27

Wow captain ******* obvious here, ladies and gentlemen.

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karlcolt45 19

the only way to not become hated by every girl on this site is to just smile and nod

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sammyjanette 17

Or you could not be an ignorant douchebag. I know it will be tough, but you should try it.

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karlcolt45 19

I've learned avoiding confrontation is the best way to navigate a situation that I could never fully comprehend

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ironichalibut 24

You didn't fully avoid confrontation here, nor did you just "smile and nod." I'm not even a female and I found what you said to be prejudiced and ignorant. You basically said every female is prone to jump to an angry conclusion.

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obviousboy 8

Further testament to how poor the science education in this country is.

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gracehi 31

You know I have a saying: "If one student fails the test, it's that student's fault. If every student fails the test, it's the teacher's fault." I think this is probably a case of one student failing the test.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

Well, your boyfriend seems to think that you can choose everything that happens to you... Choose not to die for 1000 more years, then you'll outlive him! :D

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Sounds like it's time for a new boyfriend

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thelastavailable 13

Why break up when you could just give him a ********?

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melody309 35

He wouldn't be getting ANYTHING from me after a comment like that.

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

It's not about what she can and can't do with him it's about him being stupid sexist and disrespectful, no girl deserves that! I would find other ways to please my boyfriend during a period but if he said something like that to me then he wouldn't be getting anything!

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wjh100 13

what is it we learned in English? oh yeah most narrator's are un-realizable op's bf could made a joke which she freaked out about since she's on her period. everyone is out to persecute the guy

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greenie213 23

This guy and the girl who chewed out her boyfriend for having a boner should hook up!

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michiganlost 2

Why are you sleeping with a guy like that?

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vbmg152 18

It doesn't say anything about sleeping with!

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jem970 19

It's a safe assumption 69. He is upset because she started her period on his day off... What do you think he wants to do that OP on her period would stop him? Do the math.

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docscientist 9

Does your boyfriend happen to be a former representative from Missouri?

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gracehi 31

Oh, pity we poor politics enthusiasts. No one understands our jokes. :(

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