Money: Today, my boyfriend told me on the phone that he thought we were...

By bridget1989 - 11/03/2016 10:03 - United Kingdom - Swadlincote

Today, my boyfriend told me on the phone that he thought we were too poor for value-pack bacon. When I got home, I found he had gone to work leaving two lights and the TV on, and that the shower was running. He said, "Turning things on and off takes too much time! Who cares about money?" FML

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By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

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By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 17:46 - United States

Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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Fire hazard

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 17:11

Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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By me - 02/03/2011 23:21 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

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Man child, part 2

By Anonymous - 10/11/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML

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Equality

By Anonymous - 10/07/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML

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SOILEDIT 51

Friday 11 March 2016 17:13

Wow, I am surprised he would put turning off lights before bacon. I mean, come on! BACON!

GloUp_fml 18

Friday 11 March 2016 17:15

Money talks, but I guess your boyfriend wants it to say goodbye

Comments

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 12 March 2016 4:29

My wife thinks it's odd that I keep track of the price of bacon per ounce the same way I keep track of the price of silver per ounce. A man has his priorities. BTW, bacon is at $0.27/oz and silver is at $15.56/oz.

JKPwnage 27

Saturday 12 March 2016 5:18

It takes less than a second...

BadKitty13 28

Saturday 12 March 2016 5:30

Sorry he's a tard... BACON. smh

Sweet_Melody 15

Saturday 12 March 2016 6:16

How does someone forget that shower was running? Was he in a really big hurry?

pohoon 12

Saturday 12 March 2016 7:00

Okay leaving the lights isn't too bad. The TV? Ah you can forget it sometimes, especially if the volumes low. But the shower?! HE LEFT THE DAMN SHOWER ON?!

samwilliams800 28

Saturday 12 March 2016 7:33

There's always money for bacon!

GirasolNegro 22

Saturday 12 March 2016 14:59

Ask him what he thinks you pay for the bacon (+ any other food, necessities, emergencies, fun stuff) with if it's not money? Since he was the one who left the lights, tv and shower on, make him pay those plus the other bills this month to teach him the importance of money!!