By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
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CraneTG 0

Yes you should, cause there is nothing better than crispy bacon

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saIty 17

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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juliac11 1

yes, yes you should. nothing better than a big ol' plate of crispy bacon ;)

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Nucl3arMoos3 7

chewy bacon is the best! **** y'all who don't like it!

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cjgqsmooth 0

bacon is good but you can't have sex with it... so I guess it's sort of a compliment?

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jkrist 7

Crispy bacon is quite dry. I prefer a moist bacon.

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yeti0718 8

Of course you should. Bacon is the cornerstone of manhood. There is no higher honor than bacon

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bocshi83 1

compliment (I think)..they love their man foods and so he telling you the sex u two have he enjoys just as much!!!

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baconstripslover 8

Crispy bacon strips are like sex for your mouth. I should know, just look at my name ;D

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