By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
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CraneTG 0

Yes you should, cause there is nothing better than crispy bacon

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saIty 17

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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twister8008 2

Crispy bacon rocks! That is definitely a compliment

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BeibertSmitor 10

He didn't say it was LIKE eating crispy bacon, he said it was JUST AS GOOD! BACON RULES! This is only a problem if he is a vegetarian.

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kaileigh10 2

That was an awesome compliment. Nom, nom, nom.

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kelis_fml 0

OMG crispy bacon is the best! Definitely a compliment!

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TooOldForDiss 4

Since what he said is actually impossible, could you tell he was lying to you? If not, you better run away now because he is a master of deception. If you don't, your next FML is going to be, "I thought I'd walked in on my boyfriend having sex with another girl, but it was actually his long lost twin brother (I could tell from his accent)."

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darklynch000 3

Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips....

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AtrumMessor 1

That's actually a pretty major compliment. You must be really good in bed, OP...

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aali12 7

crispy bacon is bomb so i woyld complimanted

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