Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good...

By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

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Same thing different taste

Hot and… greasy

By cortanaisahobot - 19/07/2012 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By FYLyfer - 26/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

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Sweet talker

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML

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The apple of my eye

By anonymous - 17/07/2020 08:00

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML

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Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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CraneTG 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:57

Yes you should, cause there is nothing better than crispy bacon

saIty 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:58

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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cjgrafstar 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 2:30

Compliment...

TiNkErBeLl1713 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 3:33

maybe ur pussy is hard against him. maybe its a complememt

MeLikeyWafffle 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 4:57

You Should. Alot!

gonzakev 2

Saturday 1 October 2011 6:21

Bacon is better than sex and crispy bacon is better than normal bacon so u take that as the best compliment in you're whole life

DeathBunny218 37

Saturday 1 October 2011 15:11

Bacon is better than sex? I think you're doing it wrong :

Eye_Eat_Brains 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 18:53

thats a compliment. bacon rules

razzberri_fml 8

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:16

Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips & Bacon Strips. Bacon Sex Rocks.

razzberri_fml 8

Sunday 2 October 2011 6:23

The smell of cooked bacon.

photogeek3 2

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:37

how could that NOT be a compliment? C'mon girl, you should know by now how much Bacon means to people! lol

InsanePPG 25

Sunday 2 October 2011 18:32

Of course you should feel complimented! It's...it's BACON!

lisaw375 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 21:51

does he like bacon?

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