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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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By dumped - 17/04/2011 21:12 - South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

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Don't back down, double down

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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Is this Brexit?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 05:03 - Canada - Toronto

Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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By danikka1 - 11/03/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML

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Greendaycheese 12

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:52

Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)

xlord 27

Sunday 3 June 2012 11:53

Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?

Comments

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 3 June 2012 12:08

Well, meet a nice gentleman on the ship. :) Someone who won't be such a douchebag.

jenloveslaughs 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 12:49

And you said yes to that? Break up with him now and go on the cruise yourself

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Sunday 3 June 2012 12:49

Perhaps you could tell him, "No, our relationship is over now; you'll find my concern for your money in the same ocean where you drowned your gallantry" and then book a cruise to somewhere else?

jojimugo 20

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:02

Go with him and hook up with another passenger on board and lock him out of the room while you enjoy yourself

wanderingshopper 13

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:03

This just means you get to show him how much fun you can have on a cruise. He gets to watch you flirt and dance with other guys. His loss!

burntbeard 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:10

maybe the guy can redeem himself on the cruise away from all his friends when its just the two of you.

dunker_fml 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 14:43

There is no redeeming from that s@$?, dump him now and take the cruise without him.

KoriGale 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:20

He is an ass

PotatoSupahNinja 3

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:22

Then don't go. I'm sure there is a million other fun things you could do then go on a trip with an asshole who plans to dump you immediately afterwards.

perdix 29

Sunday 3 June 2012 13:39

Go to the bar on the ship and find a new "roommate." ;) Place an ad in the cruise's daily newsletter saying that your ex has herpes, gonorrhea and leprosy (invest in an ad with pictures -- of his face and of diseased junk), so he won't be able to replace you on the trip.