By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 947
You deserved it 2 463

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Greendaycheese 12

Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)

Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?

Comments

You're better than that girl. Tell him to take a hike. Someone who wants to be with YOU will take you on a vacation of a lifetime that you will never forget. There will be other cruises!!!!

She's better than what girl? I don't remember the FML saying anything about other girls. Do you mean his mom? His sister?

pavlovaaLOVE 7

92- That's stupidity, not sarcasm

I'd don't understand why you'd still go on the cruise, or continue to date this person that already told you he's going to break up with you.

afunnyterdcody 5

Dumb bitch he's giving you a chance, do something crazy to get him back on the cruise.... Or ******* kill him

Was 'Dumb bitch' really necessary? Do you even respect women?

You should ditch him on the cruise and hook up with someone else. Haha.

Dallasluver19 14

Go on the cruise, hook up wit another dude

TheQueenLala 6

Did u know cruises are full of hot singles n drugs?? Have fun on ur cruise odds r u won't have to see ur bf unless u want to

sup_life 0

Hey! You jut found yourself a keeper ... Naw I joke push Him of the boat by accident and let the sharks take care of the rest

I went to comment on this FML on the mobile site, and saw an ad for a cruise at the bottom of the page. XD The coincidence was just too much for me to not mention it.

happymom2g 0

Go together, but not as a couple. The trip should still be a good one. Font let his selfishness ruin your vacation.