By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
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DocBastard 38

What the fork is wrong with him? You can't let him bowl you over and sponge off you forever, not when he's such a disgusting pig.

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Welshite 39

Put some dishes in the toilet. Baby steps, OP.

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chloem103 9

Where along the line did he determine that to be an okay, even daily thing to do?

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fml85483 19

Ah, so that's why they say the sink is 10 times more bacteria-infested than a toilet seat. It's all your boyfriend's fault!

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Ins0mau 20

Pee is sterile. Unless you have a nasty infection.

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Faddyy6 17

kick on his ass while he piss in sink. he will never do it again :p

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LaxBro1215 6

So he wants you to do the dishes before he pees on them? I don't see the logic in any of this.

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brewmasterg 34

He doesn't want to eat off pee-dishes. You see, that's gross.

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mosquito19 14

you should adopt a homeless dog. much more civilized.

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TallMist 32

"An elegant companion, for a more civilized age. Not as clumsy or as random as a "blaster"." - ObiWan-Kenobi

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otecasacid 22

You just don't understand because you're a female. You will never know the feeling of being able to conveniently pee in places that aren't toilets. It's liberating and exemplifies freedom.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

I'd take multiple orgasms over the ability to pee in the sink any day :)

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Sir_drink_alot 20

It won't be pretty when he finds out what that 'water hole' in the bathroom is really for

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Joedbag 8

How do you tell the difference between bog Irish and lace Irish? Lace Irish take the dishes out of the sink before they piss in it...

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