Love: Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds...

By Ouch - 29/07/2009 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML

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Same thing different taste

By sadgf - 29/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Chey1309 - 29/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

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You deserved it 6 259

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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You deserved it 165

By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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You deserved it 2 884

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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You deserved it 2 645

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By Kathleen Verhaegen - 30/04/2020 20:00

Today, I'm so pale, my boss asked me whether I light up in the dark. FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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katiemaree 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:28

Why do people feel like they need to give advice? It's annoying.

DuhthatsObvious 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:15

I'm so tired of these insecure whiny girlfriend FMLs.

Comments

Clairina 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 18:54

LOL #34 and #58

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 19:24

I'm pretty sure that was a sexual joke.

bodiara 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 19:33

are you sure he didnt mean clothes ?

blarney 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 19:56

dump his ass

icayal 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 20:23

here's a hint. if you don't want your boyfriend to be an ass, don't date an ass.

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 20:35

HAHAHAHA! Wow! How can you still be with him? YDI

twist_n_shout 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 20:52

Did anyone else think of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating a girl who looked better or worse depending on the lighting?

bobuhbeartoe 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 0:08

haha that was the first thing that came to my mind.

seb12992 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 20:54

Exactly, why the **** would he even be dating you if he really thought you were ugly? Unless he were an idiot, in which case you should dump the asshole.