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By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 300
You deserved it 7 730
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MsCane 6

I would break up with his ass immediately!

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hawaiianfire 0

Yes, before he gets your lucky charms!

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sheethapins 13

Well... On the upside, he never mentioned what he'd do if you broke up with him.

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alanmacabre 2

What's the point of disposing the body if you keep evidence lying around? This guy is an idiot.

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jweezy89 4

You're the idiot. The only identifying parts unique to an individual are in the head, hands, and feet.

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NotDave 0

If you're the boyfriend of the deceased and you have a random pair of human breasts lying around, it's a pretty damn good indicator that you had some part in it.

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HannahPaloozah 0

I think your missing the point ...

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JenL_fml 7

Guess that means he won't be cheating either? Cause if he does, you have the right to do the same...(?)

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1JDub 6

Sounds like a reasonable result of cheating, and boobies are awesome!!!!

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perdix 29

What? He's going to throw away a perfectly good, although slightly used, ******?!?!

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jobsman99 0

He would probably not save it but enjoy it right away. Nothing as enjoyable as eating a lovely lady.

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benderbot19 0

Perdix. You gotta think about the ecosystem here. It'd be totally thrown off once detached from the body.

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JennyMarie17 3

He obviously wasn't thinking things through when he said that.

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