Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I came home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML

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By spaceforrent - 16/11/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By sparklethelette - 07/12/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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Goodbye

By thedancer5 - 03/08/2011 16:47 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 08:23

Today, I had guests over for a Christmas party. One of them wore new blue jeans and managed to get large dye stains on three different walls. They won't come off. Guess who has to paint his living room again. FML

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By Toothless_Lasagna - 15/10/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and roommate got into a fist fight over a magic trick. They ended up putting a huge hole in the wall that's going to be expensive to fix. We're renting my boss's house. FML

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Silly idiot

By Heather - 04/03/2010 12:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

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assassinated 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:48

Just dig out the toothpaste and fill it the right way

mahree8mellos 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:12

I don't know...maybe I'm just slow, but wouldn't you have had to repaint after using putty, anyway?

Comments

cheekadee 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:54

lol, she's saying her boyfriend told her roommate that he covers the holes in the wall from the nails being screwed in.. with toothpaste

amiotica 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 16:29

nails arent screwed in.. they are hammered in... screws are screwed in

Wabty 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:30

So? Either way, whether you hammer nails or screw them, it still leaves a hole. And some people DO SCREW nails in.

Starayo 1

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:20

I assume these people trying to screw nails in are of the same intelligence as the roommate.

kyon65 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:10

blue toothpaste? seriously? your roommate is.. a little lacking xD

pinkbullethippy 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:37

Are you kidding me? What a friggin moron. Uh, to those that don't get it.... Is it really that hard of a concept?

mash2 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:38

ha.

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:34

Mmm, Minty wall.

russianredgirl 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:09

LOL. im going to do that.. but w/ white toothpaste

yourstruly3465 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:38

It's times like this we wish that people would grow up and stop using the crest for kids tooth paste

splitsides 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:58

Blue gel toothpaste is not just for kids. It's actually quite normal...

zombie_pie 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:52

I once used lip gloss to get a chipped off piece of paint to stick to the wall just long enough to get through inspection but that's just because I had to leave asap and I didn't have glue haha