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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 20:00 - Morocco - Salé

Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML

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Trial and error

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML

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By cheaterscheat - 29/07/2012 01:21 - United States - Saint James

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

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Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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One-way street

By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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kalvmpr 4

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:20

Aww, sorry op, that's harsh. You can do better than that scumbag in any case.

olpally 32

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:20

What a jackass. If he wants to be miserable with his ex, that's his idiotic choice.

Comments

Truthteller31 1

Sunday 19 January 2014 3:58

thats when you say bye

SeahawksnationxD 7

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:10

So what if he cheated on you? Get over it OP.

Shadowsofthedead 10

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:16

Are you sure all they did was hang out? :/ Not to say they definitely did something risqué, but even still, that's something that you just don't do without talking to your partner first.

swaggtastic51234 5

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:19

OP this is definitely not FML worthy, reassess your life

Eevee11 6

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:21

dump his ass

G_bear24 9

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:29

I hope he is now your ex boyfriend

shortunbiased 6

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:38

Sounds like you need to "take care of him" when he is "sick"

Robert1989 9

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:48

in guessing he's your ex now right op.

godfathermock 19

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:58

sounds like you need a new boyfriend who would prefer your company.

ZorroRooster 19

Sunday 19 January 2014 5:08

So, by your screen name you mean your boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend? Or your boyfriend went to go hang out with HIS ex-boyfriend? That would be the problem with dating a bi-sexual person. Twice the temptation for.getting your freak on with someone other than your significant other.

10showgirl 16

Sunday 19 January 2014 9:59

wtf are you talking about?

ZorroRooster 19

Sunday 19 January 2014 15:39

*sigh* No one gets sarcasm. look at OPs name. Her name is "yes I meant ex boyfriend." My question was does she mean her boyfriend is now her ex, or does she mean that when her boyfriend went to hang out with his ex, she meant HIS ex boyfriend