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By fuuuudge - 19/08/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house party. She got incredibly drunk and I spent the whole night looking after her when she was throwing up. In the brief moment before she passed out she said "thanks Matt, you're a great boyfriend." Matt is her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 13:35 - Australia

Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 08:09

Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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By thenewone - 19/11/2009 20:09 - Brazil

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:13

well now you know he's going to dump you....beat him to it. unless those two girls knew you were in the bathroom and just wanted you two to break up

aquaria 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:13

They knew you were in there. They were probably just trying to make you think he's going to dump you. Unless I'm completely wrong and he does.

Comments

redhondamike 6

Saturday 11 August 2012 20:59

Maybe they think "Matt's GF" is someone else and your just the pretty girl XD.

Morgiepoooh9822 17

Friday 4 January 2013 10:33

Dump his ass first.

mymiles 13

Monday 15 July 2013 3:36

Beat him to the punch

Mateo33 1

Tuesday 30 September 2014 4:06

I'm not going to dump you. -Matt

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 8:42

Should've popped out and said U heard the whole thing

hegchog12 18

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:56

They probably don't like you and are saying that knowing your listening just to cause trouble.

redneck_wolf 19

Wednesday 16 September 2015 22:44

I don't see why he would take you out to meet his friends if he was just going to dump you. Those girls were probably just being little bitches and trying to start something