Animals: Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:52 - Macedonia

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 17:35 - Canada

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

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By MyNameIsNotJeff - 08/05/2015 03:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML

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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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By Mojosahomo - 10/01/2018 17:30 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML

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By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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By uh-oh - 25/03/2012 05:49 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to be hospitalized to drain poison from a bad spider bite. His mom is convinced that he got it from my house and won't let him come over anymore. I suppose she's right, because guess who found a spider web under their bed today, along with 5 new spider bites? FML

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Monday 28 March 2011 23:14

He must be cute, because he's deffinitly not smart

roseydot 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:15

Guess facing your fears was a load of crap in this case. FYL

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sincerely331 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 8:45

Anyone who thinks you can get rid of a fear by "facing it" is a total dumb ass

i_luv_u3030 3

Saturday 2 April 2011 16:04

oh my

guitarspro 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:47

lol I just imagined a chick like curled up on her computer chair desperately trying to finish this post

aminel 0

Friday 8 April 2011 3:04

lol funniest i've read so far.. but sorry about the snake in the house

azzosfoxy 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:32

lmao

Coffeebang 17

Friday 3 February 2012 11:13

I would never go back in that house again if it were me

Razman201 14

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:06

Least he tried :)

truerebel 1

Sunday 3 June 2012 9:28

Time to move!

meaganinja 12

Wednesday 15 August 2012 14:35

So there's a snake loose in you're house... And you're on FML?

psychopsych 11

Friday 6 June 2014 23:46

Dumbass. If you don't know the risks of having any pet you shouldn't get one. Getting bit is the largest risk of all everything has a mouth. So expect it to bite.