By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:52 - Macedonia

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
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xthetisx 0

He must be cute, because he's deffinitly not smart

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roseydot 0

Guess facing your fears was a load of crap in this case. FYL

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ewe1234 5

a 2 liter bottle.... put it in the middle of your house and the snake will slither into it during the night.... idk why but it works

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klonopin_ftw 0

94, that's because you have no sense of humor. and, as your response proved to all of us, you are too serious to actually be responding to a boners comment. please, learn your place in the fml universe. for if you do not, we shall release the plague of constant trolling upon you.

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im_awsome 2

helll noo i dont mess wit snakes . >.<

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houstontxmex 0

for all you cute female snake lovers, I have a really nice one if you ever want to stroke it. :D

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july7799 0

o I am so sorry !! that is gross! I hate snakes too!

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POPO28_fml 0

this kid has some nice jokes. seriously.

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darkdazeys 0

Your boyfriend is an idiot, that's a stupid reason to buy any pet. Snakes like dark, quiet, warm, areas. Try looking there for your snake before you do something more dumb, like fumagate.

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lmaoinyourface 0

lol maybe you should try to catch it? cover its ead and pick it up, THEN return it lol

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lidemocr 0

oh hell no. Uh-Uh get out now. I totally feel your pain

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