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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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konnermoses 0

he's not too smart :-/

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mahomie97 7

blonde moment? i think, YESS! damnn ur bf is so dumb!!

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luvppl 6

Lol, when I read your comment, I heard Mator's voice from "Cars" saying it, just like the way he said "Tractors are so dumb!" in the movie. XD OP, I'm really sorry that you got a double blow of such bad news at once (at least you didn't find out that he is gay?). (P.S. The way this FML is worded is the best!!!!!!!!)

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simbabeat 0

You deserve it cuz your dating a guy that dumb!

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Iloatheyou 0

Sounds like a great catch! You don't come across people that intelligent very often. Better hang onto this one.

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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Would you like a bucket for that dripping sarcasm? Lmao.

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Randuhh_17 4

No, he did. And this is usually the outcome.

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Ericahhh 0

Or has absolutely no common sense.

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cdawg145236 1

that questions legit!

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bombtastic 10

... Seriously? I'd ask him where the hell he came up with that logic. you're better off raising this kid on your own than having him around with his stupidity.

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Complaining 13

I feel more sorry or the child to have an idiotic father.

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Complaining 13

for* They need to add an edit function on the mobile app.

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mematteden 2

yo u should kick his ass and cut his dick off lol nvm he would still fingure **** girls ;)

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cdawg145236 1

guy your stupid

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