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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

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konnermoses 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he's not too smart :-/

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

wow ur bf is truly an idiot!

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beanieboy0789 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:41

Soooo.... is it your kid? :]

Chibiko 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:44

Dumbass.

thesydneyb228 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:44

wow. he's like super retarded huh? did u kno he was that stupid before u ****** him?

exohazard 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:46

double fyl. stupid and cheater.

Sharnaaaaa 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:48

wellllllll... there's a possible chance he's right xD the girl he was cheating with and his girlfriend could've given birth in the same hospital. then they could've accidentally mixed the babies up, found his DNA in the wrong baby and taken that one home. I'm so gay.

Sharnaaaaa 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 13:56

tell me you guys know I'm joking...

legitasaurusrex 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:21

you piss me off.

pYrO92583 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:53

not to bright is he

crazyladydaisy 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:02

fyl indeed, but more importantly eff your Childs life! for having the same DNA as that moron.

DawnsPlague 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:07

64- Nice Asking Alexandria shirt.

Metal_Chick 15

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:08

He might just be acting stupid to get rid of her and the child. "I cheated on you so the baby might not be yours"..."omg I'm leaving!"..he grabs phone and calls the other girl "hey baby, I got rid of that bitch!"

swasticop 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:10

at least he wasn't cheating on you WHILE you were pregnant

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