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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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konnermoses 0

he's not too smart :-/

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jusgirl08 0

you're dumping him right? cause idiot + cheater = a lot if FMLs.

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HannahLouise96 13

Wow, a cheater AND a complete moron... He's a keeper.

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momo1972 3

wow...and the kid is half his huh...make sure you remind him to breathe

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sk8erd 15

check for a dna test! and as for him cheating on you? least it aint a secret anymoreq

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fthku 13

Are you ******* serious?

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Capt_Oblivious 10

I'm gonna guess that you and her boyfriend are friends eh? Or at least at the same intelligence level. DNA test? WTF? Unless she is a surrogate mother, which I'm sure she would know about, the child is hers. I seriously think I just lost a few brain cells reading your comment.

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BrittanyPernell6 0

And it is people like him who breed and create burdens of more idiots on our society. No offense to your child. At least you didn't ask for a DNA test. He/she has hope.

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Btelgeus 11

check for a dna test?? OMG, OP's boyfriend is not the only one... we are surrounded...

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BrittanyPernell6 0

ya #128 kinda proved my point^ ridiculous to say the least.

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gene818 13

Well he's is just stupid. AND he's cheating on you! But you're pregnant... Dump him and...lose the baby?

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