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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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konnermoses 0

he's not too smart :-/

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Comments

Livinia 11

Well let's just hope it is yours (; Seriously though, I hope you've dumped him.

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Sharnaaaaa 0

fail. of course it's hers, she gave birth To it....

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Livinia 11

You obviously don't understand sarcasm.

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Moobug 4

Even with Sarcasm Smiley Signposting!

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musicxstar88 0

haha I hope she does dump her.

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cdawg145236 1

don't let home name it

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twistedparadox 0

well............ at least he's honest :P

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Fmylife107 5

Look for the positive in every negative situation!

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xixifwadi 0

that poor poor child. this must be the guy that took his gf birth control pills to be extra careful. f that baby's life with him as a dad and u staying with that idiot.

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geeksaresexy 18

She didn't say she was staying with him..

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Randuhh_17 4

maybe the baby will enjoy having a less than smart father... he/she will be able to prank him more easily..

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R4P7OR 2

I'm going to guess he failed health class...

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strength413 8

I'm gonna guess that he probably failed a hell of a lot more than health class.

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sydmior 10

I feel like I've read too many FMLs like this before. About cheating and pregnancy.

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ghm1234 0

I feel sorry for you. 1. for him cheating on you 2. for you dating a dumbass

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cimh 9

I totally agree... wouldn't have written anything else!

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