Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2019 18:00

Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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konnermoses 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he's not too smart :-/

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

wow ur bf is truly an idiot!

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janey123 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 18:32

Your boyfriend is a ******* dumbass

Livestrong14 7

Sunday 5 August 2012 1:17

I would be more worried about your child's IQ.

worlds123dumbest 4

Monday 6 August 2012 18:22

Your boyfriend is retarded. FML either way though.

xs4u 13

Tuesday 5 March 2013 2:57

what mental retardation center did u pick this fuckbag from?

faint0fhearts 16

Sunday 5 May 2013 4:21

I hope he's right, cause he's an idiot

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 17 September 2013 1:09

and he is gonna be a father? wow. I'm sorry for your kid already

claiiire_fml 17

Wednesday 11 December 2013 18:43

So you're dating an idiot and a cheater? You sure do know how to pick 'em, OP.

Federgirl 19

Sunday 15 December 2013 5:49

omg what an idiot!!! men are so dumb.

DusktheFMLKat 14

Monday 10 February 2014 2:10

He shouldn't be having sex if he doesn't know how pregnancy works.

dementxrs 12

Friday 14 March 2014 4:25

well, i wouldn't hold out hope for a smart kid

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