Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston

Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2019 18:00

Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he's not too smart :-/

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

wow ur bf is truly an idiot!

Comments

chicajojobe 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:44

In one instant you get to find out that your husband cheated on you, and that your child (which I'm assuming his is) shares DNA with this moron. Your life does suck!

ingoflam 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 11:19

Ok here is the big question did you have to teach him which hole it goes into when you two had sex?

CurlyGurlF 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:19

What an idiot! I hope YOURE not worried about this too...

snipeshow 3

Friday 23 September 2011 21:15

Better abort. Don't want his genes passing on.

KoochieMcSnatch 0

Monday 26 September 2011 13:12

Lmao they should make ppl take a test to qualify to have children... Good god what a dumb ass ... Haha I'll pray for the child

ericacm1 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:16

smart boyfriend you got there ..

RLH0983 3

Monday 24 October 2011 21:27

Can you say "stupid"?

MaryPoppins88 14

Tuesday 1 November 2011 15:48

Bahahaha omg dump that idiot hopefully your child doesn't have his intelligence

meladuh 16

Saturday 12 November 2011 8:37

Well he is dumb for thinking that the baby in your stomach can be the child of another mother. How about you tell the girl he is cheating you with and see wad she thinks about him.