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By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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Same thing different taste

No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By Eve - 24/06/2011 10:45 - Ireland

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Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

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Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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I feel love

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML

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Happy birthday

By Anonymous - 07/09/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, for my birthday, I'd told my boyfriend I wanted a full day in bed with Netflix, champagne, frequent sex, and a takeaway pizza at teatime. He managed sex twice 4 hours apart, kept falling asleep watching Netflix, drank too much, and threw up his pizza all over my boobs. FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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hoolie06 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

So you couldn't have sex afterwards or before?

aricTB 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

pancakes! yay

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Igor_g5 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:00

The hell with pancakes. I gave my GF Valentines day sex twice.

deadsrs 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:18

You gotta stop calling your hand your gf... people are worried about you.

Elizabeth_lyi 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:00

Why Are All The Comments Messing Up??

corleon198425 22

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:06

pancakes are delicious!!!

PurpleSquirrel 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:07

you just said he remembered it. it doesn't mean that he actually went there.

roflwaffles95 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:09

I love pancakes

xandervincent 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:14

You must not have done it for awhile, they've had all you can eat pancakes since the 2nd week of January again.

drips 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:14

y not jus get like a shit load of pancakes and eat them at home while having sex stuff yur face will stuffin her pie lmaoo

drips 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:16

while**

MandysLife 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:23

I'm sure you'll get your sex. Just let him enjoy his pancakes first.

2maese 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:24

no shit he left, look at how you presented it, 'my boyfriend wanted...', not 'we wanted'. and who specifies days for sex. anyone would pick pancakes over sex with you when you clearly make it an earned prize and not something you share. far be it for me to assume you're also terrible at it since you don't do it often enough to be good enough to keep your own boyfriend in bed over pancakes, limitless or not. you deserve it.

pluralbusted 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 22:07

lol good point, OP wanted sex. probably didn't even tell her bf how she felt

Mahyar 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:24

LOL PWNED BY IHOP.

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