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By Username - 03/10/2010 00:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

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Time to skedaddle

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Queens

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By Ms.rain - 07/12/2018 12:30

Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML

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Double life

By augustpearl - 09/05/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML

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Detective work

By Essie - 13/05/2021 22:01 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found out that my boyfriend lied about not only talking to one other girl, but 5 other girls, and it wasn't just talking, it was wanting to meet up, nudes, sex, getting high together etc.. This has been going on for months, and even when I confronted him about it with evidence, he still denied it all. FML

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So that makes it alright?

By Boundaries - 04/02/2021 11:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML

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By girlwithaprob - 13/11/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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By Secret - 24/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Davison

Today, I looked at my boyfriend of four years's phone. He may not be cheating, but he was trying, and got shot down five times by three different women. Pathetic. FML

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Eternally romantic

By singledumbfuck - 22/03/2020 03:30

Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML

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Sunday 3 October 2010 9:30

he sure is honest. And a dick.

xDarkslayer1 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:39

break up with him

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xStiina 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:46

Well.. Better he told you sooner then later.

brennboo 3

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:47

I'm sure OP wouldn't, but still that sucks.

JeterFan428 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:48

1-props to you for not saying 1st!!

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:51

Take his phone and solicit some gay sex with it.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:52

YDI for dating someone with a phone, for dating someone honest, and for dating a FORNICATOR!

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 10:19

Damn fornicators.

sarah48_fml 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 10:35

They are the worst

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 3 October 2010 19:02

But oc, their legs are so cute when the fat rolls pool up above their tiny Doc Martens.

Stupified 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:54

You just said it!

Stupified 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 10:05

No.

EternaLCypha 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 10:09

he's a great boyfriend :)

Mclovin_95 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 10:10

oh ha well dump his ass!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 3 October 2010 10:42

Yeah! But be sure to hang onto the rest of his body!

Stupified 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 10:11

No.

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