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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2021 05:01

Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML

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By Death_Arc_Angel - 22/01/2021 09:09 - Trinidad and Tobago - Fyzabad

Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML

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UltimateIdiot911 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:04

You should have had him get tested first.

kellster 2

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:07

And that's why they give all these classes on safe sex. All for naught, apparently. Condoms. Look into them. Testing. Look into it. Also, your bf for the fail. Good honesty there, jackass.

Comments

lollipopz8988 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:02

Don't have sex. You will get herpes...and die!!!!

iluvmycatz 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:05

its kinda your fault that ur dating a loser, and u were irresponsible to never have talked about this b4. shame on you.

McLaughlane 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:07

that....is extremely ****** up. Break up with him, that's not something you get to lie to your sex partners about. what a ******.

drm316 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:14

I agree with #10 lol

plethora 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:15

When will people learn that risk of STDs etc is something you should always discuss before the relationship gets sexual? That doesn't mean asking during the act, #39. #16/24, I'm pretty sure you're right.

cyberhoy 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:29

39 if a girl asks me if i have herpes it won't stop me it'll take alot more than that. but if the guy asks the girl first she would probably be a little more offended

inmyeyes688 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:36

wow, you have a really terrible boyfriend if 1) he didn't tell you, and 2) he isn't taking care of it. hope you've been using a condom...

ste1138 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:56

what i think is funny is that 1 in 3 people have herpies in some form.... 50 posts 16 of you have it!

terimaa 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:12

i'd never say anyone deserves something like that, but at the same time you should know to use a condom; even if you decide to go on birth control instead, you should GET TESTED. you think you can trust people but the truth is it's always better to be safe than sorry.