Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3...

By anonymous - 17/11/2011 20:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

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By Thanh Quang - 31/01/2011 05:58

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

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By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2012 23:49 - United States - Eudora

Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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By lilybelle11 - 03/11/2020 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 03:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 00:50 - Brazil

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

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causticgirl 6

Friday 18 November 2011 0:14

This is true.

flagg1888 3

Friday 18 November 2011 0:14

Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?

Comments

CoDAddict56 0

Friday 18 November 2011 1:53

You aint gettinq laid for at least 8 months...

djjaxon2001 4

Friday 18 November 2011 2:09

Ohhh girl that game if easy to beat don't worry if a 10 year old can beat it in a day so can he

Mauskau 35

Friday 18 November 2011 2:11

Mine did that too minus skyrim. I watch him for a bit then lay on his bed naked, gets him off of the games quick enough. Try it OP. :)

MissyBoo13 0

Friday 18 November 2011 2:14

Same

Eternal94 10

Friday 18 November 2011 2:15

Sit down next to him, smile and say "let the game the begin" beat his ass at the game, show him who stronger :)

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 18 November 2011 2:15

Here we go with the MW3 hate comments, and the flame wars. (sigh) If you guys really hate whatever game mentioned here, keep your damn opinions to yourselves and don't insult those with different gaming taste's than yours. Idiots..