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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Laura_2118 - 12/12/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

kahaari 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:03

three words? clean. your. vag.

Comments

Kutsa 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 17:41

He must have been joking.

Dante167 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 19:50

Wtf they took away all of Jandersoniii's comments. Well...this is no longer one of my favorite FMLs...

Dante167 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 19:56

Haha the comments from Jandersoniii and the arguements between her and everyone else is what made this FML any good. Now its just "meh," Im gonna miss that epic discussion =/

jennam_fml 4

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:30

#212, the man on oprah that was "pregnant" was actually a female that had a sex change or something silly like that..It was actually a woman though.

Heelix 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 3:32

YDI for smellin like fish. CLEAN YOSELF GIRL!

Yang_yang 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:18

I bet he was joking, :] Guys like to tease like that. I ate watermelon one day, and my boyfriend was like, you smell like watermelon, yummy... I was like WTF?

deadpaper 0

Friday 12 June 2009 4:00

Kay. here goes. Obviously if he is saying it seductively then he is okay with how you are. If you yourself are uncomfortable with it, try eating different foods. Food effects the vag, strangely. On random comments I have read, you men who are afraid and/or disgusted by a little hair or a smell, get over it. You don't run the effing world. In fact, you are more vulnerable due to your little bits hanging out. Us women have the decency to keep it inside. :) So be nice.