By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Shlizabeth 0

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

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phagesrock 0

He was kidding right? If not, dump him.

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FarSide 22

Why bother washing down there? It is only going to get stinky again.

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kelllieeee_ 0

what did #23 say? cuz its not showing up on mine "if it smells like fish, eat it" lol i saw that on some van a few weeks agooo hahahah but um, wash it? i mean its not supposed to smell all beautiful down there, but its deff not supposed to smell like a fish

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warpedtourgurl 0

why would you even post this on fml? you really want people to know you smell 'down there'?

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HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0

#263 -- it's not like she put her name and address. if she did...well, that'd be a bit dumb. "it's like she washed her ******...with a DIRTIER ******!" --dane cook

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fmlxxxx 0

Adam and Eve were in the garden of eden. Eve went for a swim in the nearby sea. God saw this and said, "DAMN!! How will I get the smell out of the fish"

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mustlovemarvin 0

Have you ever considered the possibility he was joking?

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CapinKrunch 0

Wow, I get the feeling that jandersoniil's gonna start singing Rick Astley soon...lol OP: I wouldn't worry about it, maybe that's the way it smells when you squirt. We man don't usually go for rosy smelling vaginas.

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wavewatcher 0

My boyfriend says that if a girl smells like fish that means she's clean and healthy. He knows an old saying that says it but I can't remember the words exactly.

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