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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Laura_2118 - 12/12/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

kahaari 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:03

three words? clean. your. vag.

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phagesrock 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:11

He was kidding right? If not, dump him.

FarSide 22

Sunday 7 June 2009 22:40

Why bother washing down there? It is only going to get stinky again.

kelllieeee_ 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 23:03

what did #23 say? cuz its not showing up on mine "if it smells like fish, eat it" lol i saw that on some van a few weeks agooo hahahah but um, wash it? i mean its not supposed to smell all beautiful down there, but its deff not supposed to smell like a fish

warpedtourgurl 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:15

why would you even post this on fml? you really want people to know you smell 'down there'?

HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:39

#263 -- it's not like she put her name and address. if she did...well, that'd be a bit dumb. "it's like she washed her ******...with a DIRTIER ******!" --dane cook

Figure_it_out 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:48

How do u whisper that seductively?

fmlxxxx 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:22

Adam and Eve were in the garden of eden. Eve went for a swim in the nearby sea. God saw this and said, "DAMN!! How will I get the smell out of the fish"

mustlovemarvin 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:51

Have you ever considered the possibility he was joking?

CapinKrunch 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:43

Wow, I get the feeling that jandersoniil's gonna start singing Rick Astley soon...lol OP: I wouldn't worry about it, maybe that's the way it smells when you squirt. We man don't usually go for rosy smelling vaginas.

wavewatcher 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:12

My boyfriend says that if a girl smells like fish that means she's clean and healthy. He knows an old saying that says it but I can't remember the words exactly.