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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By nen_00 - 14/09/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML

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By - - 09/11/2010 00:38 - United States

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

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By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By YoungBlood - 16/08/2024 08:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that when my mum had introduced me to her boyfriend, it was right before his birthday, so she'd rounded his age up. For two years I thought he was seven and a half years older than me, when really he's actually six and a half years older. FML

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Kinda sus

By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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aksteve 4

Friday 11 December 2009 9:25

And you're still trying to convince yourself he's only "a bit older"?

Rexx 0

Friday 11 December 2009 9:22

how does that even work out?

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kiaaboo 7

Monday 17 March 2014 5:43

You should of never took a guy with kids

cwl727 32

Wednesday 9 April 2014 1:04

just a bit older than you

Bedmans1999 5

Saturday 26 April 2014 14:52

You say he's a "bit" older than you...

Man_of_Manzanas 9

Thursday 24 July 2014 19:55

Imagine an FML about the girl "My dad's girlfriend is a year younger than me"

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 6 January 2015 2:41

My guess he's about 15-20 years older than you if he has a daughter a year older than you. If you weren't born when he started high school, he's way too old for you.

JessicaGrewal 22

Friday 30 January 2015 2:58

That's wrong.

Klwulffy 14

Saturday 28 February 2015 7:46

Run! It's a trap!

marier00 19

Wednesday 22 April 2015 20:15

modern family then ;)

GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 23 July 2015 23:52

A "bit" older? That's quite a a stretch.

alexwildhunter 14

Monday 5 October 2015 5:17

Well that's awkward

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