Love: Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing....

By BambooLove - 15/07/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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Don't make me choose

By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML

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By My_Cow_kiM - 28/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML

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Cats rule, boys drool

By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:11 - New Zealand

Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML

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By milksquad - 17/07/2017 14:11

Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML

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By annabellebyebye - 16/08/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML

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nwtngrl820 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 15:58

tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both

swgipe 9

Thursday 15 July 2010 16:02

Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.

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heyfuq 1

Thursday 15 July 2010 23:43

I wanna be a moderator so I can erase peoples comments and send them warning letters. get a life douchebag.

kittykataclysm 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 23:43

umm.. You girls are way too man obsessed! OP didn't even say how long her and her bf had been together! it's totally cool of her to choose her cats that are like her babies. He's the dumbass who made her choose!

Amonynous 1

Thursday 15 July 2010 23:49

YDI for choosing human's over cats.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 16 July 2010 1:33

Based on the username and the comment, I'm really hoping this is some kind of wacky transposition-themed novelty profile. o.O

magypsy 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 23:52

i would choose my cats too. sorry but they were here first they therefore get dibs

S96_ 0

Friday 16 July 2010 0:13

Whoa whoa whoa ITS A CAT!!!!!!!! Cats a are terrible! Now if it was a dog id be more willing to understand keeping a dog. But (here we go) Cats and dogs dont live as long as we do, so do you want a relationship with a person who can understand you and talk to you and listen and love you (in more ways than one) Then you need to think long and hard about this

birds_fml 7

Friday 16 July 2010 3:18

Don't be ridiculous. They're not married. Humans live longer, that's true, but this relationship most likely won't last longer than the cats will live.

breakingdawnxx3 0

Friday 16 July 2010 0:14

Wow.. you have a dick boyfriend. My cats mean alot to me too and I dont know if I could choose honestly, because I love both my boyfriend and my cats. The reason why I'm saying he's a dick because there are allergy pills so.. why would he make you choose him or the cats? You should tell him that he either gets allergy pills or he can leave... That's what I would do.