Love: Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing....

By BambooLove - 15/07/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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By fmlsrsly - 25/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML

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Don't make me choose

By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML

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By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML

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By My_Cow_kiM - 28/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML

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Cats rule, boys drool

By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:11 - New Zealand

Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML

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By milksquad - 17/07/2017 14:11

Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML

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By annabellebyebye - 16/08/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML

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Thursday 15 July 2010 15:58

tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both

swgipe 9

Thursday 15 July 2010 16:02

Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.

Comments

snowstorm_fml 0

Friday 16 July 2010 1:26

I would never choose a boy over the animals that came before them. You will find someone who likes cats too not every boy is allergic to cats. Tell him to **** off and die.

Dizzygrl08 4

Friday 16 July 2010 1:31

Well it's not really fair that he gives you an ultimatum like that...I'd choose the cats too if he did that, he's not so great if he's making you choose

dww0062_fml 0

Friday 16 July 2010 1:32

tell him you just like the ******* better

rety1 13

Friday 16 July 2010 1:38

what the hell is wrong with you?? cats are garbage. get rid if those stupid things...

GLaDOS8899 14

Friday 13 December 2013 23:31

You can't change someone's life. OP will change, but she will never change for anybody else.

rebelstargazer97 0

Friday 16 July 2010 1:45

he can get medications!! the kitties might be there longer than he is anyway!!! they are more important! lol

hotitaliansausag 0

Friday 16 July 2010 1:46

definitely keep the cats. he can take meds. I hate when parents get rid of pets because their kids are allergic. stop skirting responsibility people.

euclid 0

Friday 16 July 2010 6:01

are you serious?

Alabamahotpocket 0

Friday 16 July 2010 2:12

cats can go rot in hell and dogs rule

lafingman0 5

Friday 16 July 2010 2:42

Have fun being a crazy cat lady, lady!

theawesomest91 0

Friday 16 July 2010 2:44

WTF is the matter with you?!

Oreogasm 5

Friday 16 July 2010 2:46

do you idiots know how painful it is living with a cat and suffering from cat allergies? you can't sleep, you can't breath, your nose is runny 24/7, constantly sneezing and wheezing. some if the worst symptoms I've experienced because of a damn cat.

Asscake 0

Friday 16 July 2010 3:21

then stay away from cats. simple as that. just don't tell people to kick their asses out unless you're talking about someone you constantly see and can probably never give up. (like a family member)