Love: Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans....

By hendrix1 - 25/08/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

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Same thing different taste

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By Emily - 17/12/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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By whatheffers - 07/07/2010 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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By wtf - 26/08/2012 05:03 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

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Gema2dicks 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

cwissi 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:16

At least it wasn't Wingdings

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lidsthesquid 4

Friday 26 August 2011 1:00

You should reply in new times roman - that'll teach him!

icic6772 0

Friday 26 August 2011 1:04

A common form of breaking the news

heysammi 0

Friday 26 August 2011 1:07

COMIC SAAAAAAANNNSSS!

illmatic2 16

Friday 26 August 2011 1:15

He sounds like he was a very comical guy.

stayawakee 0

Friday 26 August 2011 1:18

Maybe he was trying to make the letter a bit more cosmic.

evan_mchugh 0

Friday 26 August 2011 1:41

Be grateful it wasn't that symbol font

bannedforlife 0

Friday 26 August 2011 1:44

I hate that ******* font. Sorry your ex is a putz.

GoArmy6624 7

Friday 26 August 2011 1:55

I bet you were laughing too hard to be sad.

Bassgeek 0

Friday 26 August 2011 2:23

COMMMMMMICCCC SANNNNNNNNNNNNAS

yanster97 0

Friday 26 August 2011 2:46

Hagan classic

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