By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 101
You deserved it 4 664

Same thing different taste

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get a new mister that won't screw your sister.

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That always seems to happen...not worth it...time to move on..,

*tears roll down cheeks* Now THAT'S poetry!

drshn 22

At first I thought it was romantic, But at last it was very tragic.

How about replying with: Your confession means I must / repay this blatant breach of trust / I don't care if it makes you cry / I'm telling your sorry ass goodbye

Trolloled 16

I feel for you. Honestly. Does it make me a bad person that I actually laughed out loud at this though?

Your reply if applicable should be: I have moved on and found another He's your brother

On the plus side, he admitted it without you having to find out by other means.

BlackPanther19 11

At least it is kinda catchy...

reymon8823 24