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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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By jemma - 04/08/2009 11:27 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 02:22 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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Cusefan5 6

Friday 3 January 2014 17:10

Dump his sorry ass

fakan 4

Friday 3 January 2014 17:13

get a new mister that won't screw your sister.

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worldclassrager 39

Friday 3 January 2014 18:56

That always seems to happen...not worth it...time to move on..,

Bossgirlhana 15

Friday 3 January 2014 19:08

*tears roll down cheeks* Now THAT'S poetry!

drshn 22

Friday 3 January 2014 19:30

At first I thought it was romantic, But at last it was very tragic.

hordriss 14

Friday 3 January 2014 19:39

How about replying with: Your confession means I must / repay this blatant breach of trust / I don't care if it makes you cry / I'm telling your sorry ass goodbye

Trolloled 16

Friday 3 January 2014 19:42

I feel for you. Honestly. Does it make me a bad person that I actually laughed out loud at this though?

EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 3 January 2014 19:49

Your reply if applicable should be: I have moved on and found another He's your brother

ClumsySilly 2

Friday 3 January 2014 20:19

On the plus side, he admitted it without you having to find out by other means.

BlackPanther19 11

Friday 3 January 2014 20:21

At least it is kinda catchy...

reymon8823 24

Friday 3 January 2014 20:29

You mean ex right

katina1236 20

Friday 3 January 2014 20:40

Dump him

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