By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
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fakan 4

get a new mister that won't screw your sister.

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ilovemychem 22

Get another mister

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jdeezy01 13

Roses are red Violets are blue You slept with my sister Damn right I'm breaking up with you!

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MrSassypants 32

"Only if you don't get another, since I ****** your brother."

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happyevil 10

YES! Damn I so wanted to write that...

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rob02 19

yeah, you should probably get a new mister

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

It's bad enough when it happens between best friends, but that a sister can do that to you is beyond me. Hope you'll dump his ass and you'll give an earful to your sis, OP.

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Zimmington 21

Let's take a shot every time some says "dump him" "you mean ex right?" or "you can do better than him"

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junkman6 22

Only about 20 comments in and that's 8 shots.... Worse than doing shots every time someone cusses in "Boondock Saints"

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Zimmington 21

"Get a new mister" seems to be their choice of words today but hey no one said this would be easy *takes shot*

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happyevil 10

What about stupid comment #19? Like the guy above me... Well I guess I better get started.

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sarahhanlen 11

That is terrible! You need to talk to both of them, you deserve a boyfriend who won't sleep with your sister. And your sister need to understand how wrong it is to do that you.

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LissaMccracken 23

I think that her sister already understands it's wrong, she probably just doesn't care...

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JMichael 25

Write one ending in "I don't mean to be a bitch, but it's time for you to hit the ditch."

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