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By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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By jemma - 04/08/2009 11:27 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 02:22 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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Cusefan5 6

Friday 3 January 2014 17:10

Dump his sorry ass

fakan 4

Friday 3 January 2014 17:13

get a new mister that won't screw your sister.

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Dave_Davington 33

Friday 3 January 2014 17:32

You might want to disregard the second last line.

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 3 January 2014 17:33

He's got to be kidding. It's up to you whether or not to forgive him and not kick him to the curb, but would he be as forgiving if you screwed his brother or best friend?

xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

Friday 3 January 2014 17:35

What a stud and a way to drop news like that.

graceheart 1

Friday 3 January 2014 17:46

You should write him back saying, "Sorry Man but you've been screwed, My sister was really born a dude"

cjlerch 29

Friday 3 January 2014 17:56

He already screwed her. He kinda knows that that's not true.

Readoll 13

Friday 3 January 2014 18:36

33...its called "surgery"

cjlerch 29

Thursday 6 March 2014 16:56

My apologies, I read that wrong.

Ksweety_fml 27

Friday 3 January 2014 17:46

At least he said he regret it....

Raesin 21

Friday 3 January 2014 17:50

If you forgive him OP, I hope you're prepared for him to cheat on you again, since you'll have given him a free pass he'll think he can get away with it all the time. ''Fool me once shame on you, Fool me twice shame on me.''

_marnie_lauren 8

Friday 3 January 2014 18:00

At least he can rhyme

zombienationxo 9

Friday 3 January 2014 18:02

What an asshole, I'm sorry OP.

ShakeDisPlace 10

Friday 3 January 2014 18:06

Time to find a new mister that won't screw your sister..

Dinoporeon 9

Friday 3 January 2014 18:08

I hope you got rid of him. And one day you will meet someone that won't cheat on you! I'm not sure what to say about your sister though...

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Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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Today, I was demoted from my job because I didn't volunteer to help out with my job during COVID-19. I texted them on the day of sign-up to see if they had enough people. I was told since I was there not to worry about it. FML

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Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML

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Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

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