By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
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fakan 4

get a new mister that won't screw your sister.

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Zestus 19

yea but do those octasyllabic lines of four feet carry throughout the rest of the poem? that's fairly advanced technique in addition to the rhyme scheme.

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fader48080 10

You mean ex boyfriend right? It makes the difference between me clicking dying or yls

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Muttley9 13

Sorry to say / Tit for tat / I ****** your brother / Now you can **** your cat... asshat

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831curmudgeon 7

Every time I see an FML like this, I have to wonder why the reference is not to their "ex-boyfriend?" At a certain point, if you stay with an idiot/cheater/whatever, you pretty much deserve what you get.

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NiceGuysDoWin 21

if you read an FML that said 'my ex-boyfriend cheated on me' you wouldn't understand why they were bitching, or what the complaint was really about. Don't be stupid. Chances are pretty good that if he slept with her sister, he is no longer with her.

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annoyedweirdo 9

Wow that's no good :( my sister slept with all my bfs, but writing a cheesy peom like that is just sad an low

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LifeOfAnRN 18

Why does everyone make a big deal when someone doesn't say "my ex-boyfriend"? They were not an ex when they did the thing the OP was talking about. If someone said their ex slept with someone else it changes the whole story.

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born_hustla 26

You definitely can get a new mister, but you're stuck with that sister!

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