Love: Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please...

By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

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By jemma - 04/08/2009 11:27 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 02:22 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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Friday 3 January 2014 17:10

Dump his sorry ass

fakan 4

Friday 3 January 2014 17:13

get a new mister that won't screw your sister.

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PO_linesman 4

Friday 3 January 2014 20:48

YDI because you wrote "Today my boyfriend ..." rather than "Today my ex-boyfriend ..."

codyswearingen 3

Friday 3 January 2014 20:50

Sounds like a good poem

awilliams44 9

Friday 3 January 2014 21:17

write one back that says "the mister is chosen.. and his ass isn't u!!"

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 3 January 2014 21:52

Lord help the mister, who comes between me and my sister. and Lord help the sister who comes between me and my man!

Xotoolyxo 16

Friday 3 January 2014 22:00

Creative, but he's still an ass for cheating on you

miss_jules 11

Friday 3 January 2014 22:03

If you can't trust your own sister....

AshleyScruggs 14

Friday 3 January 2014 22:15

**** his brother.

fullalove 23

Saturday 4 January 2014 1:22

What if he doesn't have a brother?

AshleyScruggs 14

Saturday 4 January 2014 2:29

Then she could choose someone else close to him. Either way it's revenge.

brett16139 4

Friday 3 January 2014 22:23

relpy with "please don't get another misses but if I stop screwin ur bestfriend now he would miss it"...

BadKitty13 28

Friday 3 January 2014 22:36

Hopefully it's your EX Boyfriend.

ImaginaryPerson 21

Friday 3 January 2014 22:46

make sure when u get a new mister he doesn't meet ur sister

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Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML

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