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Sign one that your boyfriend is secretly Vulcan.
Yea hussy! Stop trying to take his handginity! He saving hisself for marriage! XD sorry I couldn't resist.
AUGH! YDI for doing such a vile thing as holding someone's hand! Cooties can be fatal to males, so try to be more considerate, you unclassy, cootie-spreading fiend!
find a new bf, NOW
For me this is usually the other way around. I try to hold the girls hand in public and she pulls away, but inside one of our houses it's perfectly fine to hold her hand, but it's not the same. Outside it's like it's showing all the other guys to stay away because I will fight to the death for this girl.
I'm afraid I have to break it to you... your boyfriend is a time-traveling Victorian. Have fun!
Maybe you should try dating a guy who isn't Amish.
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I think it's time to find a man and not a boy.
How is holding hands vile? He seems like an immature douche bag, or an overly conservative religious nut. Find someone who will want to hold your hand all the time :3